The plus-size so called 'revival'

According to The Sunday Times' Style magazine we should all be shitting ourselves because OMG the

plus-size is back in fashion

...BOLLOX! It's never been IN fashion, how can it RETURN? Yeah ok there was Maryln a loooong time ago but nothing sice, name one ffing style icon since Miss Munroe that has had any effect on people's eating habits. You can't can you. The fact of the matter is that fashion isn't for the chunky, chunky people (no offence, I am very nearly amongst u) can't model clothes. EXCUSE ME for being sizeist (but as I said I'm a little on the pleasantly chubby side myself so really it's self-dewhatsitting) but no-one wants Jeremy Kyle guests modelling Fendi. And who did they use as an example of being a curvacious mama...Scarlet Johanson, Scarlet Joffing janson, the girl looks like she needs a good slice of bread on the best of days; plus-size my rear end; she'd be lost in a size 12! Too angry for coherence.

Mathieu Amalric

Need I say more?

money

bananas are NOT CHEAP.

On the train

Oh great, another pretentious teengae blog...or not?

Well, 'who is this Nardoni kid?' you ask, or perhaps you don't, no-one will ever really know, or care. But just in case your curiosity is brimming to a laxative-stuffed climax, I am a pretentious teen extrovert, intent upon being a misfit but somehow things are working against me... damn this whit. Well, if your soul needs nourishing with romantic literature and French poetry you're knocking on the right door; welcome to the World where Hollywood is still inhabited by Grace Kelly and every musical is still written by Cole Porter and performed by Bing. A World where the only music ever played is straight from the 60's, where justice is served and uncomfortable silences resolved and glorified; a world where little white boys and little black boys and little white girls and little bl......HE WAS A DRUNK! alright, well I'll try and master this whole blog thang and see where it gets me, jolly hockeysticks!